S2E1 - Grandma Gets It On
Lillian Preskin's daughter arrives at the nursing home and threatens to send her mother off to a home run by nuns if she engages once more in sex with the residents. Their conversation, however, is interrupted by the arrival of a new war veteran... and Lillian has a penchant for veterans.
Sept. 22, 1990, midnight
S2E2 - Diary of a Really, Really Mad Housewife
It's a day in the life of an average American housewife, but for Dorothy Tibbit, it's ""one of those days."" When her garbage disposal conks out, Dorothy attempts to return home in time to meet the plumber but everything goes wrong. There are problems at the dry cleaners, the bank, the grocery store, the bus stop -- it's all enough to drive a housewife really, really mad...
Sept. 29, 1990, midnight
S2E3 - Goin' to the Chapel
This is two seperate episodes centering on Evelyn Sweets and her ""Chapel of Romance."" In ""Dummy Dearest,"" Evelyn is approached by a woman with a ventriloquist's dummy who pleads with Evelyn to marry them. Evelyn agrees, hoping to get the insane woman out of her chapel, but she soon comes to the realization that the dummy may be alive. In ""Being Out There,"" Evelyn is approached by Chester Neff, who assume's that her ad's tag, ""I'll marry anyone,"" means that she will become his wife.
Oct. 6, 1990, midnight
S2E4 - Guns and Rosie
Oct. 13, 1990, midnight
S2E5 - Stiff Competition
Oct. 20, 1990, midnight
S2E6 - Here's to You, Mrs. Baldwin
Oct. 27, 1990, midnight
S2E7 - Trisha Springs Eternal
Roz's college friend Trisha (guest star Betty White) comes to town and announces that she's taken the apartment next door to Roz... but Roz can't stand her. Quickly Roz finds that Trisha's destroying her life and driving her to the brink of madness.
Nov. 3, 1990, midnight
S2E8 - Mom and Dad Day Afternoon
Nov. 10, 1990, midnight
S2E9 - Driving Miss Crazy
Nov. 17, 1990, midnight
S2E10 - The Jingle Belles
Arlene Harvey and Kate Benton (guest star Bernadette Peters) are best friends and a commercial jingle songwriting team, but jealousy ensues when Kate is offered a record audition at Cosmic Records.
Nov. 24, 1990, midnight
S2E11 - Teacher, Teacher
This episode consists of two sketches about teachers. In the first, Carol plays Mrs. Cornfeld, a teacher who's pulled over by a former student during his first day on the job as a policeman. In the next skit, the whole company plays students (using their real first names) in a classroom on their teacher's final day.
Dec. 1, 1990, midnight
S2E12 - Spudnik
Dec. 7, 1990, midnight
S2E13 - No News Is Bad News
Christine Heyward, a respected journalist, arrives to discover that she's the only member of her news team retaining her job. The new head of the show, a game show creator, changes the format and the news becomes a game show with a ""MTV mentality."" Despite intial hesitation, Christine sells out but soon discovers she's been suckered.
Jan. 4, 1991, midnight
S2E14 - Turning Tables
Jan. 18, 1991, midnight
S2E15 - That Little Extra Something
The company attempts to put on a ""live show"" centering on an eccentric millionaire who's attempting to murder his wife. Complications ensue when Richard Kind's aunt Wanda (also played by Burnett) thinks that Carol has invited her to perform in the show.
Jan. 25, 1991, midnight
S2E16 - A Fall from Grace
Grace Fitchell is ""the bitch goddess of darkness."" While checking the dryer for a missing sock, she accidentally falls into the Land of Lost Stuff. In order to return home, she must find the last thing that she lost, but during her quest she encounters ghosts of her past that change her future (via Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol).
Feb. 1, 1991, midnight
S2E17 - Suture Self
Feb. 8, 1991, midnight
S2E18 - High on LIfe
Feb. 15, 1991, midnight
S2E19 - Momma Needs a New Pair of Shoes
March 1, 1991, midnight
S2E20 - Jewel of Denial
March 9, 1991, midnight
S2E21 - Intimate Behavior
March 15, 1991, midnight
S2E22 - Noah's Place
April 12, 1991, midnight
S2E23 - Overnight Male
April 27, 1991, midnight
S2E24 - For Love or Money
May 4, 1991, midnight