S3E1 - Webnecks
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Jan. 20, 2008, midnight
S3E2 - Beast Implants
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Jan. 27, 2008, midnight
S3E3 - Tween Steam
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
Feb. 3, 2008, midnight
S3E4 - Wing Nut
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Feb. 10, 2008, midnight
S3E5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Feb. 17, 2008, midnight
S3E6 - Earth Worst
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
Feb. 24, 2008, midnight
S3E7 - The Good One
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
March 2, 2008, midnight
S3E8 - Sharif
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
March 9, 2008, midnight
S3E9 - Condition: Demolition!
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
March 16, 2008, midnight
S3E10 - The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
March 23, 2008, midnight
S3E11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
April 6, 2008, midnight
S3E12 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
April 13, 2008, midnight
S3E13 - Armageddon It On!
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
April 20, 2008, midnight
S3E14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
April 27, 2008, midnight
S3E15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
May 4, 2008, midnight
S3E16 - An Officer and a Dental Dam
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
May 11, 2008, midnight
S3E17 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
May 18, 2008, midnight
S3E18 - Pile M for Murder
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
May 25, 2008, midnight
S3E19 - Mud Days and Cornfused
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
June 1, 2008, midnight
S3E20 - Krystal, Light
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
June 8, 2008, midnight