S3E1 - Meet the Two Left Feet
Will takes secret Salsa-dancing lessons so he can take Sasha to a party, but Sasha thinks he's cheating on her. The Colonel and Edna decide to move in together, down the street from Brown Meadows.
Nov. 4, 2009, midnight
S3E2 - Meet the Lessons
The family finds out that Brianna is taking birth-control pills. Meanwhile Cora is attracted to her school's new principal, who was her old high-school friend, and decides to spend time with him and gets more than she bargained for in a spin class.
Nov. 4, 2009, midnight
S3E3 - Meet the Disorderly
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S3E5 - Meet the Great Guy
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S3E6 - Meet the Saboterus
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S3E7 - Meet The Couch Potato
A suspended Will becomes an idle slacker, sleeping the days away and neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Brown learns a valuable lesson about being well-versed in other languages.
Nov. 25, 2009, midnight
S3E8 - Meet Mr. Wrong
Daisy's memory issues trigger the arrival of her cousin (Rue McClanahan), but buried family secrets are then revealed. Elsewhere, Reggie's outdated attitude toward women irks Cora. Kim Fields directed the episode.
Dec. 2, 2009, midnight
S3E9 - Meet The Christmas Spirit
Conclusion. In a holiday episode, the hospital stages a Christmas show. Brown serves as the director, but he has a not-so-jolly response to the performances. LaVan Davis and Cassi Davis appear as their characters from "Tyler Perry's House of Payne."
Dec. 9, 2009, midnight
S3E10 - Meet Mom Again
Will's mother (Jenifer Lewis) arrives to spread cheer to her son---but she shows up with his former fiancée. Meanwhile, Brianna is cast in the role of a parent as part of a school assignment.
Dec. 16, 2009, midnight
S3E11 - Meet the Lovers
Troy (Richard F. Whiten) makes romantic overtures toward Sasha. Worse, he then threatens to fire Will if she tells anyone about it. Elsewhere, Brown lands a second job as a school security guard and investigates a fake hall-pass operation.
Dec. 16, 2009, midnight
S3E12 - Meet the Tension
Edna breaks off her engagement to the Colonel and returns to the house. In the meantime, a reinstated Will plans a celebration dinner and invites Troy (Richard F. Whiten), upsetting Sasha.
Dec. 23, 2009, midnight
S3E13 - Meet the Liar
Tanya (Tasha Smith) seeks Cora's help; Brown has a quarantine quandary when he gets stuck in detainment at the hospital with Derek and Renee.
Dec. 30, 2009, midnight
S3E14 - Meet the Adpotion
Tanya (Tasha Smith) wins custody of Brianna and Joaquin---but she may be in over her head. And Brown must face the music when he breaks Edna's record player.
Dec. 30, 2009, midnight
S3E15 - Meet the Wills
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S3E16 - Meet the Consequences
A delicate secret threatens to shatter Will and Sasha's marriage. Elsewhere, Joaquin resorts to blackmailing Brianna after he discovers she's been secretly leaving the house.
Jan. 6, 2010, midnight
S3E17 - Meet the Bully
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S3E18 - Meet Your Match
Brown plays Cupid, using clandestine means to bring romance to Cora. Meanwhile, Miss Daisy gears up for an audition.
Jan. 6, 2010, midnight
S3E19 - Meet the Church Board
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S3E20 - Meet the Test
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S3E21 - Meet the Protest
Tanya makes romantic overtures toward Will. Elsewhere, Brown is enlisted to resolve a school protest.
Jan. 13, 2010, midnight
S3E22 - Meet the Bump and Grind
Will and Sasha suspect that Brianna is pregnant. In the meantime, Brown plans a bachelor party for the Colonel.
Jan. 13, 2010, midnight
S3E23 - Meet the Fake ID
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S3E24 - Meet the Other Man
Sasha's mother arrives---with another man in tow. Meanwhile, Brown goes the extra yard to help coach football, but there could be some fumbling along the way.
Jan. 20, 2010, midnight
S3E25 - Meet the Double Date
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S3E26 - Meet the Alter Ego
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S3E27 - Meet the Anniversary
Will and Sasha celebrate their anniversary. Arriving for the event is Sasha's father---but he winds up having carnal adventures with Will's mother (Jenifer Lewis). And Reggie corners Cora about her friendship with Gordon. Richard Roundtree guest stars.
Jan. 27, 2010, midnight
S3E28 - Meet My Fair Tanya
It's a "My Fair Lady" escapade when Sasha tries to transform Tanya (Tasha Smith) into a sophisticated woman. Elsewhere, the Colonel falls into a funk upon discovering that he's outlived every other member of his platoon.
Jan. 27, 2010, midnight
S3E29 - Meet the Stand-Up
Brown becomes a stand-up comic, but the joke's on the family: He exposes their guarded secrets for laughs. Elsewhere, the gang becomes aware of Joaquin's high intellect.
Jan. 27, 2010, midnight
S3E30 - Meet the Counseling Session
After Brown and Cora have a squabble, they attend a counseling session overseen by the Colonel. Meanwhile, Will and Sasha abstain from physical intimacy to prove their relationship is about much more than sex.
Jan. 27, 2010, midnight
S3E31 - Meet the Mugger
Cora becomes paranoid and overly guarded after she's the victim of a mugging. Meanwhile, Will gets a gray hair, leading him to behave in a youthful manner.
Feb. 3, 2010, midnight
S3E32 - Meet the Stakeout
Brown's home is used as a police stakeout when his neighbors are suspected of being thieves. Elsewhere, Brianna befriends Renee.
Feb. 3, 2010, midnight
S3E33 - Meet the Cheating Liver
A suspicious Cora believes that Reggie is cheating on her, with Thelma and Brown then getting involved in the relationship quandary. Elsewhere, Renee is at fault when a liver in a transplant cooler goes missing.
Feb. 10, 2010, midnight
S3E34 - Meet the Loot
There's not a whole lotto love when Brown and Cora lend the Colonel a buck, which he in turn uses to purchase a lottery ticket. It wins big---but everyone then clashes over how to split the winnings. Meanwhile, Sasha and Renee swap jobs, but Sasha can't keep up with her new duties.
Feb. 10, 2010, midnight
S3E35 - Meet the Bucket List
Taking a cue from the film "The Bucket List," Brown and the Colonel draw up a list of things they want to accomplish before they die. Meanwhile, Will and Sasha teach Joaquin about the birds and the bees.
Feb. 17, 2010, midnight
S3E36 - Meet the Racist
A senior African-American patient doesn't want Will to be his surgeon because he's black. Elsewhere, Brown discovers that Cora never went to the prom, so he decides to throw a special dance event at the house.
Feb. 17, 2010, midnight
S3E37 - Meet the Stepdaughter
Edna promptly locks horns with the Colonel's arriving daughter, who insists that Edna sign a prenuptial agreement. Meanwhile, Brown and Derek join an exercise class.
Feb. 24, 2010, midnight
S3E38 - Meet the Baby
Vera swoops in on the Brown house to recover from laser eye surgery. Meanwhile, Sasha discovers she's pregnant, as she and Will then struggle to keep the big news to themselves.
Feb. 24, 2010, midnight
S3E39 - Meet the Scholarship
In the wake of losing his scholarship, Derek takes a job at the house---but he exploits the situation. Elsewhere, Joaquin adapts a thuggish persona to impress a schoolgirl.
June 2, 2010, midnight
S3E40 - Meet the Boyfriend
Brianna develops romantic feelings, but they're directed toward an intimidating bad boy. In a parallel plot, Cora is enlisted to teach sex education.
June 2, 2010, midnight
S3E41 - Meet the Secret Admirer
Gordon discloses that he has feelings for Cora. Meanwhile, Derek's fraternity house gets fumigated, so he and his frat brothers hang out at Brown Meadows.
June 9, 2010, midnight
S3E42 - Meet the Job Offer
A lucrative job offer comes Cora's way---but she'll have to relocate to a different city. Meanwhile, Joaquin turns auteur by manning his new video camera, but he focuses on things he shouldn't tape.
June 9, 2010, midnight