S2E1 - The Family Thanksgiving
Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
Nov. 19, 2011, midnight
S2E2 - The Mall Santa
When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
Dec. 17, 2011, midnight
S2E3 - The Neighbors
Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
Jan. 28, 2012, midnight
S2E4 - Dancing
When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
Feb. 4, 2012, midnight
S2E5 - The Bank
After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
Feb. 11, 2012, midnight
S2E6 - The Monster Under The Bed
Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
Feb. 18, 2012, midnight
S2E7 - Golf
Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
Feb. 25, 2012, midnight
S2E8 - The Gym
Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
March 3, 2012, midnight
S2E9 - The Wedding
As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
March 24, 2012, midnight
S2E10 - The Catburglar
Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
March 31, 2012, midnight
S2E11 - The Dinosaur
A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
April 7, 2012, midnight
S2E12 - Stupidity
Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
April 14, 2012, midnight
S2E13 - The Telemarketer
Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
May 19, 2012, midnight
S2E14 - Reality TV
Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
May 26, 2012, midnight
S2E15 - Parents
Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
June 2, 2012, midnight
S2E16 - Gigundo-Mart
Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
June 9, 2012, midnight
S2E17 - Chris
Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
June 16, 2012, midnight
S2E18 - Wild West Town
Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.
June 23, 2012, midnight