S1E1 - The Taco Bell Dana Carvey Show
*Pres. Bill Clinton is so sensitive that he now breast-feeds a baby
*a production number featuring a dancing taco and dancers in Taco Bell restaurant uniforms
*a take-off on ABC's Beatles special with his impression of an incoherent Paul McCartney
*Clinton, again, chowing down on Taco Bell food
*a spoof of the Republican primary candidates
March 12, 1996, midnight
S1E2 - The Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
*Entertainment Headlines looks at the celebrities of the O.J. Simpson trial
*Comedy Central's Under 5
*commercial ad:Hockey, Here It Comes
*the Ambiguously Gay Duo: It Takes Two to Tango
*Leftover Beatle Memories
*Celebrity Bloopers and Dark Side
March 19, 1996, midnight
S1E3 - The Mountain Dew Dana Carvey Show
*Braveheart Wins The Oscar
*Larry King & Ross Perot
*The Gentle Televsion Network News
*Mountain Dew - Liquid Sunshine
*Bob Dole Chooses His Running Mate
*Nightline: Ted Koppel's interview with Senators Dole and Thurmond
*Oscar For Best Foreign Language Animated Short Subject
*Grandma The Clown
*Bryan Adams and Kermit The Frog Sing
March 26, 1996, midnight
S1E4 - The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
*Live with Regis & Kathie Lee
*Regis Philbin rushes to The Late Show
*Gerado's interview with Kato Kalin
*Germans Who Say Nice Things
*National Publishers Association Dinner
*Pres. Clinton defends his record against Howard Stern
April 2, 1996, midnight
S1E5 - The Pepsi Stuff Dana Carvey Show
*The Tonight Show With Jay Leno: Leno interviews Quentin Tarantino
*Crazy Buddies
*We Screwed Them!
*Rich Little's One Man Easter
*Waiters Who Are Nauseated By Food
*Oliver Stone's Nixons
*Prince Charles Beheads
April 9, 1996, midnight
S1E6 - The Szechuan Dynasty Dana Carvey Show
*ABC World News Tonight with Peter Jennings
*Technofuture: a look at the future
*Entertainment Hollywood
*Grandma the Clown
*the Unabomer on MTV
*commercial ad: Jenny
*skinheads from Maine
April 23, 1996, midnight
S1E7 - The Dana Carvey Show
*Newt Gingrich Cutbacks
*Sotherbys Auction
*Wizard of Oz Cutting Room Floor Footage
*Anonymous Corporate Testimony
*First Ladies as Dogs
*NBA Refs
*Streyhound
*World Leaders and Their Baths
April 30, 1996, midnight
S1E8 - The Dana Carvey Show - Unaired
*Charles Gordin on celebrity talk shows
*Bill Clinton on the crisis around the world
*Bob Dole undercover
*Germans Who Say Things That Come Out Wrong
*the Stupid Prankster's biggest mistake of all
*NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw on the death of President Gerald Ford
*Mark Twain starring Stomp
*This Week with David Brinkley