S13E1 - Aliens Attack Seattle!
Seattle Summer ’96; Dining a la Card; MTV Rocks with Eddie Vedder; The Late Report; Norm Rice For Governor.
Sept. 21, 1996, midnight
S13E2 - Superhero Hotline with The Capitulator!
Ellen Craswell Bit Cut; The Guy Who Sits Near You At the Game; Ugly Bridesmaids Dresses; The Late Report.
Sept. 28, 1996, midnight
S13E3 - Telephone Etiquette Interview
Ask the Seattle Mayoral Candidates; Kid Never Gets Over Lost Balloon; The Late Report; William Wallace.
Oct. 5, 1996, midnight
S13E4 - The Ballard Files
Ellen Craswell Bit Continued; Bob’s Plastic Surgery Barn; Educated Trailer Park Couple; The Late Report; Give Peas a Chance.
Oct. 12, 1996, midnight
S13E5 - Dave Niehaus & Rick Rizzs Guest Star!
Susan Mondello: She’s a Fighter; Presidential Debate Campaign Ads; Low Key Baseball Announcer; The Late Report.
Oct. 19, 1996, midnight
S13E6 - Dr. Laura Talks to Bob Dole and Bill Clinton
Lame List with The Presidents of the United States of America; Competing Political Ads; Dr. Laura Show; The Late Report.
Nov. 2, 1996, midnight
S13E7 - All About Art with Sister Wendy
Joy of Painting; When Fox Shows Attack; Man on the Street; Kidnapped Wife; All About Art with Sister Wendy; The Late Report.
Nov. 9, 1996, midnight
S13E8 - Bobby Tango Sings the Movie Classics
Leaf Blower Guy; Music Store Employees Aren't What They Seem; Fascinating People; The Late Report; Viewpoint on the Issues.
Nov. 16, 1996, midnight
S13E9 - Blizzard ’96
Blizzard ’96; Uncle Fran’s Musical Forest; The Mystery of Love; The Late Report; NewsBreak.
Nov. 23, 1996, midnight
S13E10 - The Family Dinner POV
Holiday Songs About the Kingdome; The Family Dinner POV; The Late Report; The Unwanted Centerpiece.
Dec. 14, 1996, midnight
S13E11 - Lenny & Ernie
Mr. Magoo Mariners Cartoon; Lenny & Ernie; Seattle Gift Guide; The Late Report; Turkey Talk.
Dec. 21, 1996, midnight
S13E12 - The Holiday Blast Game
Potholes!; Seattle City Council Applicants; The Holiday Blast Game; The Late Report; The Lame List: Goodness.
Jan. 11, 1997, midnight
S13E13 - Macho Office
Technical Difficulties; Macho Office; Legal Driver Followed by a Cop; The Late Report; Cordell’s Coffee.
Jan. 18, 1997, midnight
S13E14 - Underpants Crafters
Inauguration Audio Dub; Underpants Crafters; The Drain Game; I Think I Love You; Calvin Kline “Be” Ads; The Late Report.
Jan. 25, 1997, midnight
S13E15 - Chihuly & Jones
Chihuly & Jones; Man on the Street; The Grapes of Wrath Backseat Kid; Literally Speaking; The Late Report.
Feb. 1, 1997, midnight
S13E16 - Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle
O.J. Simpson’s Punitive Damages; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Forgetful Waiter; The Late Report.
Feb. 8, 1997, midnight
S13E17 - College Recruitment Fair ’97
Joy of Painting; Unlucky Groom; College Recruitment Fair ’97; The Late Report; Joel McHale as William Wallace.
Feb. 15, 1997, midnight
S13E18 - Dockers Ankle Huggers
The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Dockers Ankle Hugger Pants; Obnoxious Guy Layoffs; The Late Report; No-Nonsense Condoms.
Feb. 22, 1997, midnight
S13E19 - Green Riverdance
A Message From Big Tobacco; Green Riverdance; Ridiculous Romance Novel; The Late Report; The Lame List.
March 22, 1997, midnight
S13E20 - The Ladies Gotta Love Alex Rodriguez
The Ladies Gotta Love the Alex Rodriguez; True or False Game Show; Film Noir Parody; The Late Report.
March 29, 1997, midnight
S13E21 - John Meets His Clone!
Samurai Sword in the Monologue; John Meets His Clone; The Late Report; Real Products with Pat Cashman.
April 5, 1997, midnight
S13E22 - The Post-Vasectomy Workout Clinic
MTV Spring Break on Alki; Sonic For a Day; Most Amazing Thing You’ve Ever Seen!; The Late Report; Post-Vasectomy Workout.
April 19, 1997, midnight
S13E23 - Bill Nye the Science Guy!
The Sneedle Mascot; New Area Codes; Eastside Tourism; Bill Nye the Science Guy; The Late Report; Emergency System Test.
April 26, 1997, midnight
S13E24 - “To Tell the Truth” with John Keister
To Tell the Truth with John Keister; Protest Songs of the ’90s; Regretful Rich Couple; Book Beat; The Late Report.
May 3, 1997, midnight
S13E25 - Free Sluggy!
Free Sluggy!; Hit Man Hot Dogs; The Late Report; The Presidents of the United States of America perform “Volcano” live.
May 10, 1997, midnight
S13E26 - Seattleites on a Deserted Island
Summer Blockbuster Movie; Fronken Free Range Chickens; Seattleites on a Deserted Island; The Late Report; The Lame List.
May 17, 1997, midnight