Allan Novak
Director
Puppets Who Kill (2002)
Season 1
Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
Released Oct. 4, 2002
Episode 22 min
14+
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Crime
Keywords: tmdb.social-worker, tmdb.puppet, tmdb.criminal, imdb.canadian-humor, imdb.ventriloquist-dummy, imdb.actor-breaking-typecast, imdb.halfway-house + 16 more, imdb.criminal-act, imdb.twisted-version-of-current-world, imdb.scatological, imdb.unaired-tv-series-pilot, imdb.vulgarity, imdb.bloopers-during-credits, imdb.sitcom, imdb.rehabilitation, imdb.chain-smoking, imdb.canada, imdb.sex-addiction, imdb.anti-hero, imdb.sociopath, imdb.social-worker, imdb.puppet, imdb.sitcom-comedy
Watch Providers: Midnight Pulp Amazon Channel
Network: The Comedy Network
S1E1 - Pilot
Oct. 4, 2002, midnight
S1E2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
Oct. 11, 2002, midnight
S1E3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
Oct. 18, 2002, midnight
S1E4 - Buttons Goes To Court
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
Oct. 25, 2002, midnight
S1E5 - Bill's Brain
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
Oct. 31, 2002, midnight
S1E6 - The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Nov. 8, 2002, midnight
S1E7 - Rocko's Telethon
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Nov. 15, 2002, midnight
S1E8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Nov. 22, 2002, midnight
S1E9 - Dan's Crush
Nov. 29, 2002, midnight
S1E10 - Dan The Greeter
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
S1E11 - Cuddles Gets Laid
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Dec. 13, 2002, midnight
S1E12 - Dan's Umbrella
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
Dec. 20, 2002, midnight
S1E13 - Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
Dec. 27, 2002, midnight
S1E14 - The Payback
Jan. 3, 2003, midnight
Network: The Comedy Network
Episode Runtime: 22 min.
Season Runtime: 22 min.
Released: Oct. 4, 2002
Last Air Date: June 22, 2006, midnight
Status: Ended
Certification: TV-14 / 14+
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