Ray William Johnson
Director
RayWilliamJohnson (2009)
Season 1
Ray William Johnson (born: August 14, 1981 [age 42]), formerly known online as Fat Damon, is an American internet personality, comedian, actor, and musician. He became famous through his YouTube show Equals Three, in which he provided humorous commentary on viral videos. The series ran from 2009 to 2016. He was also known for starting the virtual band Your Favorite Martian, which became the most subscribed music channel on YouTube during its time active on the platform.
Released May 8, 2009
Episode 42 min
None+
Country: United States
Languages:
English
S1E1 - I will end you!!
Some jerk yells at his cats, a guy puts things on his head, and your average Star Trek fan has an interesting recycling idea. Plus, why do guys like bewbs?
May 8, 2009, midnight
S1E2 - Best. Video. Evar!!
Possibly insane dog speaks gibberish, serious kid eats a love pickle, and Your Sexy Grandpa has a vlog. Plus, would you give someone a bite of your cheeseburger?
May 19, 2009, midnight
S1E3 - Your Mom's Underwear
A sleep walking dog discovers a wall, gangsta girl Lil J, and R&B's sexiest male dancer. Plus, who can join your zombie fighting team?
May 30, 2009, midnight
S1E4 - How NOT to dance
June 6, 2009, midnight
S1E5 - Myspace Date
June 18, 2009, midnight
S1E6 - WoW!
June 25, 2009, midnight
S1E7 - Mutant Poodles
Dancing to Single Ladies in a clown mask, a guy really likes to ride on men's shoulders, and a frightening poodle commercial from Panasonic. Plus, what's the best thing to say to your partner during sex?
July 15, 2009, midnight
S1E8 - RAWR!
Michelle Phan dances to "Doin' Your Mom," adorable talking puppy, and a woman is not very good at speaking in public at the Santa Cruz City Council. Plus, if RWJ were your slave, what would you do?
July 24, 2009, midnight
S1E9 - U GOT WORMS!!
July 31, 2009, midnight
S1E10 - Asss Deodorant
Deodorant for your butt and an epic rap battle in a high school. Plus, what happened to Wheezy Waiter's shirt?
Aug. 5, 2009, midnight
S1E11 - Fight! Fight! Fight!
Aug. 7, 2009, midnight
S1E12 - Pedo-saurus
An air condom balloon and Barney teaches the children sex ed. Plus, if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Aug. 15, 2009, midnight
S1E13 - DON'T CALL ME FAT!!
Aug. 23, 2009, midnight
S1E14 - GUY CATCHES ON FIRE!!
Epic skateboard fail, cats don't understand glass, and the top reason you shouldn't drink gasoline. Plus, if you could fill a pool with anything but water, what would you fill it with?
Aug. 26, 2009, midnight
S1E15 - SHOW ME
Aug. 29, 2009, midnight
S1E16 - KICKED BY A HORSE!!
Guy gets owned by a horse, Your Grandpa likes to dress up in a diaper and tape it, and a kid has a temper tantrum. Plus, who would win-- Chuck Norris or Jesus?
Sept. 6, 2009, midnight
S1E17 - ATTACKED BY A LION!!!
Rails owns skater and is finished by flight of stairs, adorable dog can't roll over, and a lion almost takes a hunters legs off. Plus, if you could get it on with any fictional character, who would use choose?
Sept. 9, 2009, midnight
S1E18 - FUNNIEST CRACK-HEAD!!
Half-naked redneck with a shotgun, some kids don't like roller coasters, and a crack ho gives dating advice. Plus, if you could invent a new drug, what would it be?
Sept. 13, 2009, midnight
S1E19 - GREATEST KNOCKOUT EVER!!
A boxer has a brain-busting concussion, dogs love chasing string, and your local news is desperate. Plus, if you could choose anything to grow on trees, what would it be?
Sept. 16, 2009, midnight
S1E20 - 56-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN?!?!
Little boy gets a ball to the face, My Grandpa is a vigilante crime fighter who stops bank heists, and the 56-year-old virgin speaks up at a school council meeting. Plus, the best name for a porno.
Sept. 21, 2009, midnight
S1E21 - DANCING BABY!!
Skateboard kicks kid's ass, baby's love Beyonce's "Single Ladies," and stranger danger is super sketchy. Plus, why is she so clueless?
Sept. 23, 2009, midnight
S1E22 - Scooter Jump FAIL
George of the Jungle on a scooter, RayWilliamJohnson's smallest viewer, and Captain Kirk teaches us the ways of love. Plus, if you could talk to any household appliance, which would it be?
Oct. 4, 2009, midnight
S1E23 - I WANT MY CHICKEN!!!
Why not to cheer too much in a bowling alley, some guy really wants his McDonald's, and William Hung's big competition. Plus, if you could beat up any fictional character, who would you pick?
Oct. 7, 2009, midnight
S1E24 - SPRAY CAN EXPLODES!!
A tiny car race ends in disaster, another reason not to set random things on fire, and a drunk attempts to get even drunker. Plus, if you could invent a new animal, what would it be?
Oct. 14, 2009, midnight
S1E25 - What's your numbah?
A baby is hit by a train but miraculously survives, boob flashing can cause car accidents, and a stupid redneck says stupid stuff about Obama. Plus, what's the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
Oct. 18, 2009, midnight
S1E26 - How Big?
A man escapes death, break dancing causes a cat-tastrophe, and some people really can't drive. Plus, if you could hang out with Jesus for a day, what would you do together?
Oct. 21, 2009, midnight
S1E27 - Epic Boyfriend FAIL
Don't make your girlfriend ramp on an ATV, a doggie stampede, and a woman with really bad luck. Plus, what if there were no sex?
Oct. 28, 2009, midnight
S1E28 - Taylor Swift Gets PWNED!!
Forklift causes a domino effect, baseketball goal, Ellen's epic Taylor Swift prank. Plus, if you died tomorrow, what would be your last words?
Nov. 1, 2009, midnight
S1E29 - Drunk Ewoks!!
Cat just gives up, the next big rap hit, Ewoks on The Today Show. Plus, what is the worst game you've ever played?
Nov. 4, 2009, midnight
S1E30 - HORSE BITES GIRL'S HEAD!!
Don't punch horses, the beer-pocalypse, and bunny vs. kitten. Plus, what's your porn star name?
Nov. 8, 2009, midnight
S1E31 - Amazing Motorcycle Flip!
Kid fails at doing a motorcycle trick, 3 hundred-thousand birds in flight formation, and drunk woman almost run over by a train. Plus, if you had to sing one song for the rest of your life, which song would you sing?
Nov. 11, 2009, midnight
S1E32 - YOUR GAME SUCKS!!
Why adults don't belong on the playground, the stuffed animal dog show, and a kid has a milk freakout over Call of Duty. Plus, if you could have sex with anyone, who would it be?
Nov. 18, 2009, midnight
S1E33 - Bad-ass Bubbles!!
Another reason to watch out for trains, an adorable baby otter, and horny bubbles. Plus, how is the world going to end?
Nov. 21, 2009, midnight
S1E34 - Miley Cyrus Wants Pie!!
Face plant exercise, guess how aerosol and flame work, and later we'll have some pie with Miley Cyrus. Plus, which country would you blow off the Earth?
Dec. 6, 2009, midnight
S1E35 - BAMBI HIT BY A CAR!!
Surfing on a stair rail, this cat loves peanut butter, and a deer attempts to cross a race track. Plus, if you could abolish any law, which would you choose?
Dec. 9, 2009, midnight
S1E36 - Emo Yoda
A waitress goes through a window, "I'm Yours" on a ukulele, and some guys wife cries after every movie, including "Star Wars." Plus, if you could peg anyone in the face with a snowball, who would it be?
Dec. 13, 2009, midnight
S1E37 - Ninja Squirrels!!
Sports mascot fail, squirrel vs. squirrel, and how to pick out your business card. Plus, if you saw Santa Claus in real life, what would you do?
Dec. 16, 2009, midnight
S1E38 - A NEW JESUS?!?
The bar caves in, some drunk guy at a police station, and how to smoke in the shower. Plus, why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs?
Dec. 20, 2009, midnight
S1E39 - Racist Chicken!!
The couch is not a playground, an acrobatic chihuahua, and a racist KFC commercial. Plus, what do you want for Christmas?
Dec. 24, 2009, midnight
S1E40 - Techno Kitteh!!
Don't dance on the treadmill, Santa Claus falls, and cats don't like mittens. Plus, why didn't Santa come down your chimney this year?
Dec. 27, 2009, midnight
S1E41 - HOT CHICKS DO STUFF!!
Dec. 30, 2009, midnight
Episode Runtime: 42 min.
Season Runtime: 42 min.
Released: May 8, 2009
Status: Returning Series
Certification: NR
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